H2H GW 26

Pos.TeamWDLPtsScoreOpp. ScoreHSStreakLast 5
1Bruno is A Man!1204361646.91246.24L1L-W-L-W-W
2The Hounds of Hellström1006301468.31418.3-L3L-L-L-W-W
3Bayo's Back in Town1006301383.21348.5-W1W-L-W-L-L
4Crouching Eidur {DC}1006301642.21433.13W5W-W-W-W-W
5Paddy Power1006301460.91391.21W2W-W-L-W-W
6Same Old Shearer808241254.61386.91L1L-W-W-W-L
7The Devils' Wolves8082414231515.41W1W-L-L-W-W
8Hooper's Corner Hookers709211547.61507.41W2W-W-L-L-L
The Sterling Silva Kompany709211401.41305.63L2L-L-W-L-W
11Hatem's Wildcards60101815341597.21W2W-W-L-L-L
10The Other Dino5011151308.51438.81L2L-L-W-L-L
12We're No Angels301391068.71550.7-L2L-L-W-L-L
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Jon's Magpie Match O' The Week.
A Square With A Horn

Everybody wants to have no cat, because a cat’s the only cat, who knows your team’s flat. Declan Rice and Douglas Luiz dragged the aforementioned and to be honest, comfortably ensconced feline across the River Tyne to its new abode. Rumour has it that Ollie Watkins attempted to block their way across famous Tyne Bridge but the dynamic duo took the Swing Bridge route because a cat’s the only cat who knows how to swing, a rinky-tinky-tinky.
PREVIEW: Both missing crucial players, both on losing runs. Can Mick afford to lose again and maintain a credible title challenge? Ben would like to find out.
WRAP UP: A late stat correction gives Mick the narrow victory to keep his title ambitions warm. Ben must have strangled a lucky black cat to be finished off by Vladimir Coufal.
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Bruno is A Man!
"Glory Glory Man United!"
Fernandes - M - MU {4} Wharton - S - BU {NA}GW 26 Score: 93.5B. Team: 0RAO: 1 - 2PAO: 293.5 - 320.1
Fabianski - WHGodfrey - D - EVMcBurnie - S - SUNANANANANA
DNPIn for Boly - NF0-----
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Crouching Eidur
"Ma Says All Or Nothing"
Gross - M - BH {4} Toney - S - BR {NA}GW 26 Score: 95.6B. Team: 6.9RAO: 2 - 1PAO: 230.1 - 293.5
NABroja - S - FUPaqueta - M - WHNANANANANA
-DNP6.9-----
PREVIEW: Wayne is missing three productive players. Could this be the week for Jack and Claude to part ways?
WRAP UP: A fairly close call, each benefitted from a big scoring Villa star but in the end Claude departs for pastures new. Jack wins at last.
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The Devil's Wolves
"Colour Me In Red And Gold"
Watkins - S - AV {4} Rodri - M - MC {NA}GW 26 Score: 87.2B. Team: 22.2RAO: 2 - 1PAO: 278.6 - 208.1
Pickford - EVMiley - M - NUFerguson - S - BHNANANANANA
12.23.16.9-----
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Paddy Power
"The Honest Men"
De Bruyne - M - MC {0} Welbeck - S - BH {NA}GW 26 Score: 94.1B. Team: 19.2RAO: 1 - 2PAO: 208.1 - 278.6
Rodak - FUAwoniyi - S - NFAit-Nouri - D - WWJanelt - M - BRLivramento - D - NUNANANA
DNP88.411.8---
PREVIEW: Brandy will find it difficult to continue winning this week without a good few players. Nic has no such worries.
WRAP UP: Another game settled by lack of numbers and a Villa star. Nic does just enough, Brandy slightly unlucky.
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Hooper's Corner Hookers
"Hustle Beats Talent When Talent Doesn't Hustle"
McNeil - M - EV {1} Martinelli - M - AR {NA}GW 26 Score: 62.6B. Team: 0RAO: 0 - 3PAO: 239.3 - 342.2
NANANANANANANANA
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Bayo's Back in Town
"I Was Born Under The Hotel End"
Haaland - S - MC {2} Alvarez - S - MC {NA}GW 26 Score: 74.9B. Team: 8.2RAO: 3 - 0PAO: 342.2 - 239.3
NAHudson-Odoi - S - NFNANANANANANA
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PREVIEW: Liam, on the crest of a wave must be a strong favourite to keep winning at Fred’s expense this week. Fred loves upsetting the odds though.
WRAP UP: Fred, for once fails to upset one of the big boys though it was closer than Liam would have liked. The dream goes on.
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The Other Dino
"Yabba Dabba Doo, Bitches!"
Mitoma - M - BH {DNP} Norgaard - M - BR {1}GW 26 Score: 55.7B. Team: 0RAO: 1 - 2PAO: 230 - 246
NANANANANANANANA
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Hatem's Wildcards
"Get Into These, They're Shite!"
Saka - M - AR {3} Buonanotte - M - BH {NA}GW 26 Score: 74.1B. Team: 8.5RAO: 2 - 1PAO: 246 - 230
Trafford - BUReguilon - D - BRDiaby - S - AVHarrison - M - EVBarnes - M - NUNANANA
2.91.404.20---
PREVIEW: Sandy has two wins against Davey this season already. Can Davey change the script or is the writing on the wall?
WRAP UP: Once again Davey turns up for a knife fight wielding a spork. That said, he gave it a good go. Sandy was just too vicious with his flashing blade.
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The Sterling Silva Kompany
"Without A Love Of My Own"
Doucoure - M - EV {0} Edouard - S - CP {NA}GW 26 Score: 120.5B. Team: 1.7RAO: 0 - 3PAO: 278.8 - 380.3
Steele - BHVerbruggen - BHAguerd - D - WHNANANANANA
DNP1.7------
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We're No Angels
"Audere Est Facere"
Havertz - S - AR {2} Foden - M - MC {NA}GW 26 Score: 157.3B. Team: 5.9RAO: 3 - 0PAO: 380.3 - 278.8
Sels - NFMaupay - S - BRNANANANANANA
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PREVIEW: The heat is on for Norm. Liam and Nic are scoring well. Jon will look to add to the pressure. What does pressure make…diamonds?
WRAP UP: With Kudos going late Norm must have been confident. Up steps Emerson with a fanfare for the common Jon. That Brownhill red card a killer.
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The Hounds of Hellström
"Vi Kommer Inte Tämjas"
Kudus - M - WH {2} Trippier - D - NU {NA}GW 26 Score: 77.5B. Team: 0RAO: 2 - 1PAO: 221.2 - 220.2
NAWillian - S - FUNANANANANANA
-DNP------
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Same Old Shearer
"Toon Army"
Odegaard - M - AR {0} Rashford - S - MU {NA}GW 26 Score: 83.8B. Team: 11.8RAO: 1 - 2PAO: 220.2 - 221.2
Pope - NUZinchenko - D - ARSaliba - D - ARMcTominay - M - MUWillock - M - NUBotman - D - NUNANA
DNPDNP2.12.79.5<2.5>--