H2H GW 1

Pos.TeamWDLPtsScoreOpp. ScoreHSStreakLast 5
1Bruno is A Man!1205361718.91333.54L2L-L-W-L-W
2Crouching Eidur {DC}1106331788.41539.33W6W-W-W-W-W
3Paddy Power1106331557.51477.91W3W-W-W-L-W
4The Hounds of Hellström1007301564.41540.6-L4L-L-L-L-W
5Bayo's Back in Town1007301489.41494.7-L1L-W-L-W-L
6Same Old Shearer908271376.914831W1W-L-W-W-W
7The Devils' Wolves908271510.31587.41W2W-W-L-L-W
8Hooper's Corner Hookers809241697.51610.82W3W-W-W-L-L
9Hatem's Wildcards7010211632.41671.61W3W-W-W-L-L
The Sterling Silva Kompany7010211475.814043L3L-L-L-W-L
10The Other Dino5012151395.21535.41L3L-L-L-W-L
12We're No Angels301491172.11700.6-L3L-L-L-W-L
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Magpie Match of the Week
Yaba Daba Brandy?

So, Mo is on the go, already and this time he’s doing it for Brandy! Twenty five big points was just enough to see off last years nearly man Liam in a close encounter. Although Mo Salah was the bedrock of this victory, 14 points each from the trio of Semenyo, Maddison and Casemiro helped block out Hatem’s.
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Crouching Eidur The Other Dino
“Ma Says All Or Nothing”“Yabba Dabba Doo, Bitches!”
GW 1 Score: 78.5B. Team: 29.2RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 78.5 – 56.8GW 1 Score: 56.8B. Team: 21.7RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 56.8 – 78.5
Alexander-Arnold – D – LI {2} Son – S – TH {NA} Haaland – S – MC {2} Mavididi – S – LC [NA}
Auto Sub KeeperFlekken – BR16.3Auto Sub KeeperNA–
Auto Sub 1Gusto – D – CHIn for Wan-BissakaAuto Sub 1Cook – M – BO2.8
Auto Sub 2Carvalho – M – BR1.5Auto Sub 2Edozie – M – SO0.5
Auto Sub 3Ndiaye – S – EV1Auto Sub 3Wissa – S – BR15.7
Auto Sub 4D-Hall – M – CH2Auto Sub 4Sarr – M – TH2.5
Auto Sub 5Cunha – S – WW8.4Auto Sub 5Richarlison – S – TH0.2
Auto Sub 6Grealish – M – MCDNPAuto Sub 6Rodri – M – MCDNP
Auto Sub 7NA–Auto Sub 7NA–
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PREVIEW: Big Elsie v Sonny clash first up. Both should put up points galore, the supporting cast will be crucial here.
WRAP UP: Neither of the big stars really prospered although Haaland did score. Mick’s supporting cast did the job though.
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Hatem’s Wildcards Hooper’s Corner Hookers
“Get Into These, They’re Shite!”“Hustle Beats Talent When Talent Doesn’t Hustle”
GW 1 Score: 99B. Team: 32.1RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 99 – 103.4GW 1 Score: 103.4B. Team: 17.5RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 103.4 – 99
Bowen – M – WH {0} Odegaard – M – AR {NA} Salah – S – LI {4} Gibbs-White – M – NF {NA}
Auto Sub KeeperNeto – BO13.5Auto Sub KeeperNA–
Auto Sub 1Trossard – M – AR1.7Auto Sub 1C-Lewin – S – EV1.8
Auto Sub 2Anderson – M – NF2.4Auto Sub 2Quansah – D – LI3.6
Auto Sub 3Fullkrug – S – WH<0.6>Auto Sub 3Sugawara – D – SO5.4
Auto Sub 4Lewis – D – MC5.4Auto Sub 4Robertson – D – LI6.7
Auto Sub 5Lavia – M – CH5.1Auto Sub 5Nunez – S – LIDNP
Auto Sub 6Guehi – D – CP4.6Auto Sub 6Trippier – D – NUDNP
Auto Sub 7NA–Auto Sub 7Elliot – M – LIDNP
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PREVIEW: Liam will be looking to score big to secure a first trophy of the season. B will have his work cut out here.
WRAP UP: Bowen, Rashford and Jesus all under perform for unlucky Liam as he loses a decent lead to comeback king B.
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Bayo’s Back in Town The Devils’ Wolves
“I Was Born Under The Hotel End”“Colour Me In Red And Gold
GW 1 Score: 72.4B. Team: 22.4RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 72.4 – 80.5GW 1 Score: 80.5B. Team: 20.6RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 80.5 – 72.4
Guimaraes – M – NU {2} Gordon – M – NU {NA} Fernandes – M – MU {2} Jota – S – LI {NA}
Auto Sub KeeperSanchez – CH3.4Auto Sub KeeperHenderson – CP2.9
Auto Sub 1Neto – S – CH5Auto Sub 1Mazaoui – D – MU11.9
Auto Sub 2Sarr – S – CP0Auto Sub 2Ait-Nouri – D – WW3.7
Auto Sub 3Wieffer – M – BH8.8Auto Sub 3Araujo – D – BO0
Auto Sub 4Caicedo – M – CH3Auto Sub 4Philogene – S – AV<0.8>
Auto Sub 5Milenkovic – D – NFDNPAuto Sub 5Smallbone – M – SO1
Auto Sub 6Peters – D – SO2.2Auto Sub 6Gomes – S – WW1.9
Auto Sub 7NA–Auto Sub 7NA–
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PREVIEW: Nic will be hoping for big Newcastle points to earn that first W. Only the pinball wizard stands in his way.
WRAP UP: An injury to Minteh probably decided this. His replacement Adingra coming on to score and win it for Wayne.
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Bruno is A Man! Paddy Power
“Glory Glory Man United!”“The Honest Men”
GW 1 Score: 134.2B. Team: 7.2RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 134.2 – 68.9GW 1 Score: 68.9B. Team: 23.4RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 68.9 – 134.2
Palmer – M – CH {2} Pereira – M – FU }NA} Saka – M – AR {5} Toney – S – BR {NA}
Auto Sub KeeperBayindir – MUDNPAuto Sub KeeperTravers – BODNP
Auto Sub 1Aina – D – NF1.4Auto Sub 1Buonanotte – M – LC6
Auto Sub 2Pereira – D – LCDNPAuto Sub 2Onana – M – AV16.6
Auto Sub 3Larson – S – WW1.1Auto Sub 3Van De Ven – D – TH3.9
Auto Sub 4Sinesterra – S – BO4.7Auto Sub 4Burns – S – IT<3.1>
Auto Sub 5March – M – BHDNPAuto Sub 5Guilherme – S – WHDNP
Auto Sub 6NA–Auto Sub 6Baleba – D – BHDNP
Auto Sub 7NA–Auto Sub 7NA–
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PREVIEW: Ben will be praying that his keeper doesn’t get too creative on Friday night, even so Jack could be a slight favourite here.
WRAP UP: Jack has an opening week mare only fielding seven starters. Not even Bananas Onana could ruin that for high scoring Ben.
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Same Old Shearer The Sterling Silva Kompany
“Toon Army”“Without A Love Of My Own”
GW 1 Score: 58.4B. Team: 17.6RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 58.4 – 88.2GW 1 Score: 88.2B. Team: 44.2RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 88.2 – 58.4
Isak – S – NU {1} Kudus – M – WH {NA} Diaz – S – LI {1} Watkins – S – AV {NA}
Auto Sub KeeperEderson – MC13.2Auto Sub KeeperSels – NF7.5
Auto Sub 1Chaplin – S – IT4.4Auto Sub 1Hwang – S – WW7.7
Auto Sub 2Barnes – M – NUIn for LindstromAuto Sub 2Doucoure – M – EVIn for Madueke
Auto Sub 3Barkley – M – AVDNPAuto Sub 3Akanji – D – MC6.2
Auto Sub 4Cucurella – D – CHIn for CalafioriAuto Sub 4Saliba – D – AR9.1
Auto Sub 5Gruda – M – BHDNPAuto Sub 5Veltman – D – BH13.7
Auto Sub 6NA–Auto Sub 6NA–
Auto Sub 7NA–Auto Sub 7NA–
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PREVIEW: Two managers tipped to struggle this season. Could this be an early six pointer? Isak to swing it for Jon.
WRAP UP: Not fielding a full side will not help Jon this season, nor will senseless red cards. Dave benefits with Mitoma shining bright.
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The Hounds of Hellström We're No Angels
"Vi Kommer Inte Tämjas""Audere Est Facere"
GW 1 Score: 90.3B. Team: 19.1RAO: 1 - 0PAO: 90.3 - 69.9GW 1 Score: 69.9B. Team: 12.9RAO: 0 - 1PAO: 69.9 - 90.3
Eze - M - CP {2} McNeil - M - EV {NA} Havertz - S - AR {4} Foden - M - MC {NA}
Auto Sub KeeperLeno - FU7.1Auto Sub KeeperJorgensen - CHDNP
Auto Sub 1Bellis - D - SO0.3Auto Sub 1Armstrong - S - SO6.7
Auto Sub 2Savio - S - MC7.5Auto Sub 2Enciso - M - BHDNP
Auto Sub 3Jackson - S - CH4.2Auto Sub 3Janelt - M - BRIn for Castagne
Auto Sub 4Osman - S - BHDNPAuto Sub 4Mount - M - MU6.2
Auto Sub 5NA-Auto Sub 5De Ligt - D - MU0
Auto Sub 6NA-Auto Sub 6NA-
Auto Sub 7NA-Auto Sub 7NA-
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PREVIEW: Bound to be a tight opener. Maybe new Spur Solanke to help Norm over the line.
WRAP UP: Spurs woes for Sandy, only an Arsenal player turning up for him. Norm off to a decent first win
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