H2H GW 3

Pos.TeamWDLPtsScoreOpp. ScoreHSStreakLast 5
1Bruno is A Man!1204361646.91246.24L1L-W-L-W-W
2The Hounds of Hellström1006301468.31418.3-L3L-L-L-W-W
3Bayo's Back in Town1006301383.21348.5-W1W-L-W-L-L
4Crouching Eidur {DC}1006301642.21433.13W5W-W-W-W-W
5Paddy Power1006301460.91391.21W2W-W-L-W-W
6Same Old Shearer808241254.61386.91L1L-W-W-W-L
7The Devils' Wolves8082414231515.41W1W-L-L-W-W
8Hooper's Corner Hookers709211547.61507.41W2W-W-L-L-L
The Sterling Silva Kompany709211401.41305.63L2L-L-W-L-W
11Hatem's Wildcards60101815341597.21W2W-W-L-L-L
10The Other Dino5011151308.51438.81L2L-L-W-L-L
12We're No Angels301391068.71550.7-L2L-L-W-L-L
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Magpie Match of the Week
Burn Gets In A Flap, The Stray Cat Struts To Sandy And Some Players Go Missing

Despite a comedy own goal from Big Dan Burn, Same Old Shearers managed to win a game at the weekend and lose a cat. A less than heavenly performance from Angels, 62 points, handed victory to Shearers and when you consider, everyone’s favourite German footballer Kai Havertz scored over 20 points, it makes you wonder what the other 10 players on Angels were doing? Maybe laughing at Dan Burn?
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Crouching Eidur Hatem’s Wildcards
“Ma Says All Or Nothing”“Get Into These, They’re Shite!”
GW 3 Score: 74B. Team: 27.7RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 74 – 96.6GW 3 Score: 96.6B. Team: 34.3RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 96.6 – 74
Alexander-Arnold – D – LI {1} Son – S – TH {NA} Mbeumo – S – BR {5} Odegaard – M – AR {NA}
Auto Sub KeeperAreola – WH3.8Auto Sub KeeperKepa – BO8.6
Auto Sub 1Ndiaye – S – EV10Auto Sub 1Anderson – M – NF14.9
Auto Sub 2Bissaka – D – WH10.4Auto Sub 2Gundogan – M – MC3.9
Auto Sub 3Gusto – D – CH1.5Auto Sub 3Clarke – S – IT0
Auto Sub 4Carvalho – M – BR<1>Auto Sub 4Guehi – D – CP5.8
Auto Sub 5Summerville – S – WH3Auto Sub 5Hall – D – NU1.2
Auto Sub 6NA–Auto Sub 6Fullkrug – S – WH<0.1>
Auto Sub 7NA–Auto Sub 7NA–
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PREVIEW: Mick, forever whining about hard matchups gets an easy fixture again zero points Liam. I bet he still complains.
WRAP UP: The DC suffers loss number one of the new season. Joelinton notwithstanding, Liam pulled out a handy win. A new rivalry brewing here.
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Bayo’s Back in Town Bruno is A Man!
“I Was Born Under The Hotel End”“Glory Glory Man United!”
GW 3 Score: 62.9B. Team: 36.3RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 62.9 – 90.2GW 3 Score: 90.2B. Team: 26.4RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 90.2 – 62.9
Guimaraes – M – NU {0} Gordon – M – NU {NA} Palmer – M – CH {3} Rashford – S – MU {NA}
Auto Sub KeeperJohnstone – WW8.2Auto Sub KeeperBayindir – MUDNP
Auto Sub 1Kaamada – M – CP3.7Auto Sub 1Johnson – S – TH9.6
Auto Sub 2Minteh – S – BH7.9Auto Sub 2Mavrapanos – D – WH2.7
Auto Sub 3Rutter – S – BH1.4Auto Sub 3Milner – M – BH0
Auto Sub 4Peters – D – SO9.1Auto Sub 4Collins – D – BR11.7
Auto Sub 5Soucek – M – WH0Auto Sub 5Larsen – S – WW2.4
Auto Sub 6Estupinan – D – BH6Auto Sub 6NA–
Auto Sub 7NA–Auto Sub 7NA–
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PREVIEW: Already showing signs of panic (and why not?) winless Nic faces our glorious leader. Three losses is not a good look, Nasty.
WRAP UP: Mr 100% just keeps winning, despite his hopeless keeper. No real competition this week, Nic is in a nasty winless funk right now.
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We’re No Angels Same Old Shearer
“Audere Est Facere”“Toon Army”
GW 3 Score: 62.1B. Team: 4.9RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 62.1 – 77GW 3 Score: 77B. Team: 5.1RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 77 – 62.1
Havertz – S – AR {3} Doku – S – MC {NA} Isak – S – NU {1} Kudus – M – WH {NA}
Auto Sub KeeperRamsdale – SO3.3Auto Sub KeeperEderson – MC4.6
Auto Sub 1Doherty – D – WWIn for FodenAuto Sub 1Zirkzee – S – MU1.5
Auto Sub 2Yates – M – NF1.6Auto Sub 2Nketiah – S – CPDNP
Auto Sub 3Lavia – M – CHDNPAuto Sub 3Calafiori – D – AR<0.6>
Auto Sub 4Mount – M – MUDNPAuto Sub 4Bradley – D – LI<0.4>
Auto Sub 5Branthwaite – D – EVDNPAuto Sub 5Lindstrom – M – EVDNP
Auto Sub 6NA–Auto Sub 6NA–
Auto Sub 7NA–Auto Sub 7NA–
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PREVIEW: Two bums fighting over the last mouthful of meths in the bottle. Harsh? Perhaps, but the two lowest scoring teams meet here, fact!
WRAP UP: A low scoring anti-classic sees Jon prevail. Kai gave Sandy a flying start but that was all she wrote. Those big black mouse ears seem to suit Claude.
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Hooper’s Corner Hookers The Other Dino
“Hustle Beats Talent When Talent Doesn’t Hustle”“Yabba Dabba Doo, Bitches!”
GW 3 Score: 117.9B. Team: 35.5RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 117.9 – 75.7GW 3 Score: 75.7B. Team: 23.2RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 75.7 – 117.9
Salah – S – LI {5} Gibbs-White – M – NF {NA} NA NA
Auto Sub KeeperNA–Auto Sub KeeperNA–
Auto Sub 1Casemiro – M – MUIn for SarabiaAuto Sub 1NA–
Auto Sub 2Scott – M – BO3.9Auto Sub 2NA–
Auto Sub 3Sugawara – D – SO23.1Auto Sub 3NA–
Auto Sub 4Fernandes – M – SO6.6Auto Sub 4NA–
Auto Sub 5Trippier – D – NUDNPAuto Sub 5NA–
Auto Sub 6Nunez – S – LI1.9Auto Sub 6NA–
Auto Sub 7Elliot – M – LIDNPAuto Sub 7NA–
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PREVIEW: Fred has shhhh you know who in the fold but B is scoring big and does not look like losing any time soon.
WRAP UP: A nine man numpty roster and a red card can cripple even the most prolific striker. Brandy, with a prolific striker of his own, takes full advantage.
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The Devils’ Wolves Paddy Power
“Colour Me In Red And Gold”“The Honest Men”
GW 3 Score: 62.8B. Team: 34.5RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 62.8 – 120.6GW 3 Score: 120.6B. Team: 0RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 120.6 – 62.8
Fernandes – M – MU {1} Hutchinson – M – IT {NA} Saka – M – AR {3} Welbeck – S – BH {NA}
Auto Sub KeeperHenderson – CP12.5Auto Sub KeeperSteele – BHDNP
Auto Sub 1Da Silva – S – NF1Auto Sub 1White – D – ARIn for V.D. Ven
Auto Sub 2Ait-Nouri – D – WW10.2Auto Sub 2Toney – S – SADNP
Auto Sub 3Kadioglu – M – BHDNPAuto Sub 3Prowse – M – WHDNP
Auto Sub 4Brereton – S – SO3.9Auto Sub 4Andersen – D – FUDNP
Auto Sub 5Kerkez – D – BO4.7Auto Sub 5Guilherme – S – WHDNP
Auto Sub 6Araujo – D – BO2.2Auto Sub 6NA–
Auto Sub 7NA–Auto Sub 7NA–
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PREVIEW: Our third low scoring bum rocks up with little hope of improving. Jack should take the chance to move up a few spots here.
WRAP UP: As predicted, Jack did not have much to beat here. So Jack being the son of a …gun decided to open fire with both barrels. Overkill.
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The Hounds of Hellström The Sterling Silva Kompany
“Vi Kommer Inte Tämjas”“Without A Love Of My Own”
GW 3 Score: 107.4B. Team: 21.9RAO: 0 – 1PAO: 107.4 – 122.2GW 3 Score: 122.2B. Team: 32.1RAO: 1 – 0PAO: 122.2 – 107.4
McNeil – M – EV {4} Savio – S – MC {DNP} Watkins – S – AV {1} Diaz – S – LI {}
Auto Sub KeeperMartinez – AV7.1Auto Sub KeeperSels – NF1.3
Auto Sub 1Maatsen – D – AVIn for SavioAuto Sub 1Hwang – S – WW1.2
Auto Sub 2Delap – S – IT13.6Auto Sub 2Akanji – D – MC0.6
Auto Sub 3Garner – M – EVDNPAuto Sub 3Harrison – M – EV19.3
Auto Sub 4De Ligt – D – MU1.2Auto Sub 4Colwill – D – CH9.7
Auto Sub 5Sancho – M – CHDNPAuto Sub 5Chiesa – S – LIDNP
Auto Sub 6NA–Auto Sub 6NA–
Auto Sub 7NA–Auto Sub 7NA–
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PREVIEW: Match up of the week. A 100% record falls here. What happens in West and East London will be pivotal.
WRAP UP: Two of this season’s star actors slugged it out to the death with the coup de grace being applied very aptly at The Theatre. Dave remains 100%.
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